Helo what?

Happy Wednesday lovelies, how are you today?

Have you ever done something and then immediately regretted it?

I have.

You see, M asked for a helicopter for months.

MONTHS

But he also wanted the new Ipad.

Ipad trumps helicopter, so for Christmas he got the Ipad.

And kept talking about the helicopter.

So one day I decided to do some research on said helicopter.

Two hours worth of research.

Which led me to a fabulous deal on Mr. Copter.

So I bought him one.

Guilty

FML

Instant regret.

 Here's why.

Mr. Copter is a smart helicopter.

One that is "flown" by your smart phone or your Ipad.

Hello $20 app, didn't see you coming Jerkface.

Wanting cool points, because I may have ordered Hunter Boots,

I told him I bought him the helicopter and started describing the stupid coolness of his soon to be toy.

Here's our conversation.

M: "I don't want that"

Me: "You've talked about helicopters for months"

M: "Yes I want one but I want a regular controller."

Me: "Why don't you just say thank you and stop judging something you haven't even seen yet?"

M: "Thank you."

Me: Hmpf

Side note: M is normally super appreciative.

Except when it comes to stupid electronics he falls in love with and just HAS to have.

And this is why I hate Mr. Copter.

M thought it would be funny to land him on my back, except the prepellers got stuck in my hair.

I freaked out because hello a damn helicopter was stuck in my hair, and M was more concerned about the stupid helicopter than he was with my hair and even asked if he could "cut it out".

Strike 1.

Then while I was making dinner shortly after; M also thought it would be funny to love tap me with Mr. Copter.

Um that shit hurts, it felt like I was being pinched in the rib cage.

Strike 2.

Let me just show you strike 3.

Yeah while at work M just HAD to build a helopad.

I'd share with you the specs on this piece of glass friends, and how he etched the H himself, but its glass.

Then last night while making dinner, M decided he needed some "flying hours" and was deciding where to put his helopad.

The second he came near the kitchen I stood my ground, ready for battle.

I threatened him that if the helicopter came anywhere near the kitchen I'd attack.

And attack I would.

So when your men ask for a helicopter, tell them no.

Or

If you're in it to win it and buy them a helicopter, make specific ground rules, and make sure you get something out of the arrangement.

Like Hunter Boots.

PS. Mr. Copter is 71% off at Amazon right now. Dangit.

Lastly I'll leave you with reason 698982395 I love M

Touche fiance touche.

Have a great day