Happy Wednesday lovelies, how are you today?
Have you ever done something and then immediately regretted it?
You see, M asked for a helicopter for months.
But he also wanted the new Ipad.
Ipad trumps helicopter, so for Christmas he got the Ipad.
And kept talking about the helicopter.
So one day I decided to do some research on said helicopter.
Two hours worth of research.
Which led me to a fabulous deal on Mr. Copter.
So I bought him one.
Mr. Copter is a smart helicopter.
One that is "flown" by your smart phone or your Ipad.
Hello $20 app, didn't see you coming Jerkface.
Wanting cool points, because I may have ordered Hunter Boots,
I told him I bought him the helicopter and started describing the
stupid coolness of his soon to be toy.
Here's our conversation.
M: "I don't want that"
Me: "You've talked about helicopters for months"
M: "Yes I want one but I want a regular controller."
Me: "Why don't you just say thank you and stop judging something you haven't even seen yet?"
M: "Thank you."
Side note: M is normally super appreciative.
Except when it comes to stupid electronics he falls in love with and just HAS to have.
And this is why I hate Mr. Copter.
M thought it would be
funny to land him on my back, except the prepellers got stuck in my hair.
I freaked out because hello a damn helicopter was stuck in my hair, and M was more concerned about the stupid helicopter than he was with my hair and even asked if he could "cut it out".
Then while I was making dinner shortly after; M also thought it would be funny to love tap me with Mr. Copter.
Um that shit hurts, it felt like I was being pinched in the rib cage.
Let me just show you strike 3.
Yeah while at work M just HAD to build a helopad.
I'd share with you the specs on this piece of glass friends, and how he etched the H himself, but its glass.
Then last night while making dinner, M decided he needed some "flying hours" and was deciding where to put his helopad.
The second he came near the kitchen I stood my ground, ready for battle.
I threatened him that if the helicopter came anywhere near the kitchen I'd attack.
And attack I would.
So when your men ask for a helicopter, tell them no.
If you're in it to win it and buy them a helicopter, make specific ground rules, and make sure you get something out of the arrangement.
Like Hunter Boots.
PS. Mr. Copter is 71% off at Amazon right now. Dangit.
Touche fiance touche.
Have a great day