So I had this thought, that I thought would be funny.
It'd start with me getting fat, then I'd pee on a stick and it'd say
But instead of calling my Mom I'd tell you guys first.
Like this photo
But also because
My mom would more than likely read my blog post at work.
Then she'd pee her pants, and then leave work...cuz she peed.
Come to my house where I'd be chest deep in the toilet puking.
Because Karma always wins in the end friends.
But now that I write it out, it's not that funny.
Dear Idea: You're so much better in my head.
Dear Dinner group: Today's the day, I hope we love you.
Dear Bridesmaid Dresses: 1.5 to go! I'd say 2 but we'll see how that goes.
Dear M: Sorry you aren't feeling good, and I really try not to mess with you, but when you're pitiful it's the most fun.
Dear Work: I'd like weekends and holidays off already.
Dear Kelly: Thank you for the new buttons sexy sexy, you're the best.
Have a lovely weekend friends.